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What if Egyptians actually had a written language, then started using emojis, and that’s all that’s left?
"Love is all we need."-Said a wise man 40 years ago. He obviously has never had a computer
Jealously is something you’re good at when you suck at everything else.
#Redskins QB Robert Griffin III back after surgery to reconstruct the ACL and repair the LCL in his right knee. He`s now RG 3.2
Autocorrect is a great feature, but it can also be your worst enema.
As I slid my finger slowly down her G string, I thought to myself "this is a nice guitar"
I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca`s third dog.
Im not fat I´m just easier to see
Everything just seems much better when you`re in denial
Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
I will never miss you, because I`m a really good shooter.
The only toys I was allowed to play with in the tub were the dirty dishes.
Do the right thing today: Go to someone`s profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something.
Requesting a table in the “Hot Waitress” section should be socially acceptable.