Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Roses are red Your thong is pink Cover that up You`re not as hot as you think.
If there is one-thing in this would i don`t like being thought is ... a lesson.
Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear
Every time I stop making bad decisions, I get more and more boring.
There are days when everything goes perfectly. . I wonder what those are like?
Some people just bring out the psycho in me
I make self-sabotage look like an art form.
All I want is to see you smile...that and maybe a pizza.
What am I taking to the Family Thanksgiving feast? Tupperware.
Just found my TV remote and a newspaper in my fridge. It`s pretty awesome that society lets me live by myself.
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.
Tonight I`m playing hard to get off the sofa.
Don`t cry because it`s over. Smile because it happened. -Me, to my empty pizza box
When someone hands you a flyer, it’s like they’re saying here you throw this away.