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If I go sleep at 6 in the morning, does it mean I go to sleep early or late?
I just got gas for $1.79... Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.
There’s nothing wrong with enjoying free samples at the grocery store. Just make sure they’re samples. And free. And it’s a grocery store.
Note to self: When sending Valentines messages don`t use group text next year.
What do crickets hear when they have an awkward silence?
How many divorced guys does it take to change a lightbulb?...........Who cares, they NEVER get the house anyways
Don’t run with scissors — unless you’re stealing scissors, of course. If so, run. Run like the wind scissor thief!
lifes a laugh, start living it!
What do the letters DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association
A week is just five days of wishing you had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing you had something to do
Who is the genius that decided Little League uniforms be white? My guess is Tide laundry detergent.
Ask.com is useless............they have no idea where I put my car keys either
We live in a time where "He is hot" is more important than "He is a nice guy."
Some days it´s not worth chewing through the straps.
Shouldn`t old people drive faster than everyone else since they have less time left to waste?