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Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
I`d say I`m not a morning person but I`m really not sure I`m an evening person either.
I`m sticking to my guns ... I really should have washed my hands after I ate.
Vegetarians live up to nine years longer. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years.
Your boyfriend has long hair too. I sometimes have trouble figuring out who the girl is in the relationship.
How do they even grow boneless chicken`s?
’Friday’ is my second favourite word starting from the letter `F`. :)
Coffee: fueling you for a job you can`t stand to support a life you never wanted. Tastes good though...
Well it`s about time I get in line for that Star Wars movie
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell.
Nintendo should handle education, I don’t remember half the crap from high school but I know all of Super Mario World’s secrets.
Thanks to Netflix I can tell my doctor I`ve done a lot of "marathons"
I eat my corn on the cob like an old-school typewriter. This is how the 80`s cartoons taught me to do it as a kid.
Inspirational status: Today’s probably going to suck. Don’t be a little bitch and handle that sh!t.