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I have this condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry.
Is it just me or when you turn off the computer by holding down the power button, it feels like Iām choking it to death.
DUI attorneys should buy some ad space on those Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on the internet right now.
You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day ... Palm Sunday is just around the corner
I`ve been working with this alcohol free program for like six months and it`s really taken a toll on me ... I mean, I`m broke and as far as I`m concerned, they can buy their own alcohol.
If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.
I can`t go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes
Every paper towel commercial just reminds me that the cleanest option is to just not have children.
Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
Girls, dont read this please: Hey guys, isn`t it funny how our wives/or girlfirends really think that we care what they did that day? lol.....it never gets old.
Im thinking, The best part about sitting down at the computer for a minute and making a status message like this is that by the time you`ve finished reading it and taking a minute out of your day you`ll have a brand sense of enlightenment and awareness that you never had before once you realize that there is absolutely no point to this post whatsoever.
I assume that a Columbus Day sale means I can just walk into a store and take whatever I want.
If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I`m having sex ... Probably with the other sock.