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I don`t know which is worse... waiting for someone to get out of the bathroom so you can use it or hearing them say "come in" when you knock on the bathroom door...
In today`s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
This beer tastes like future mistakes.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers? I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those ... Wait ... Two. I have 2 kids.
My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn`t want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat...
Warning: I just get weirder.
I’m surprised more people don’t Photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures.
My therapist just offered me my money back.
I’d drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk.
When you "pretend speak" to someone in the background while ordering takeout so that the restaurant doesn`t judge your big order for one.
This might be the worst online counseling site ever.
Jealous women do better research then the FBI. True story.
I hope common sense is the next cool trend.
I got my panties all in a bunch ... You know those Wal Mart 10 pack cotton bundles.