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If Jehovah`s witnesses brought pizza and beer with them, I`d gladly let them in to spend an afternoon chatting about religion.
You never know what you are missing,until you clean your room.
Bitches be trippin..... ok, maybe I pushed that one.
Currently in the planning stages for a hangover.
Marriage is something you should pay for and divorce should be free. You might think twice before buying into it.
Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.
If you really think about it, "Nightlife" is just a fancy word for drinking alcohol at a place that isn`t your house.
Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I`m slowly getting over it.
Facebook: A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.
Every time I get a paper cut, I know somewhere a tree is laughing.
Why is it when you take a break from Facebook everyone assumes you`re happy and in love ... Maybe I was in jail.
There are no words to describe how I feel about you... Good thing God invented the middle finger.
Can I apologize in advance for basically everything I will ever do???
Know what? If they had Neosporin back in 1931, that nasty scar on Frankenstein`s forehead would have been far less noticeable.