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I hope I never get to the age when my body can forecast the weather.
So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
It’s not that I’m old, your music really does suck.
I`m not really much of a plumber, but I have laid some pipe before.
If you`re going take a bathroom picture, at least clean it off. I can`t see anything through all the toothpaste.
There is no such thing as failure. There are only results.
Random Thought: How do bats hang upside down without crapping on themselves?
"You CAN even."- white girl life coach
I feel like doing something productive today. If I sit here long enough, maybe it will go away.
Lawns: You cut them, then water them so they grow just so you can cut them again. This does not make sense.
12 year olds having sex ? Im sorry when i was 12 i was to afraid to pull my foreskin back incase my d*ck fell out.
Notice how writers don’t rewrite books, how about we stop remaking movies.
Being in the friend zone is like being the guy in the band who plays that little triangle.
I`ve been around the block a few times.....but only because I was too drunk to find my house.
When you are not happy and would like to go back to being young, think of Algebra!