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SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who’s ever used a cell phone will die
Invite me to your wedding . Invite me to go have fun , but please stop inviting me to your farm .
My support group can outdrink your support group.
The condoms need to be located in the baby aisle, next to the 30 dollar diapers and 20 dollar formula cans
Work is the result of failing to procrastinate effectively.
is spending my children´s inheritance.
Just a friendly reminder, there are a minimum of three spiders in your room at all times. Goodnight...
How does one get suspended with full pay and benefits? Asking for a friend who is actually me.
I always clench up before I drive into a tunnel because I`m afraid Wile E. Coyote might have just drawn it on there.
facebook is the only book we read everyday.
For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair
Watching these gymnasts doing the balance beam is making me feel really bad about almost missing the couch.
New philosophy on life: Do unto others, then run like hell.
I automatically assume you`re fat if your Facebook picture is a car
if you don`t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together.