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Some people might as well post ‘Wants Attention’ as their Facebook status.
!that embarrasing moment when you fake a call then a real one comes...!lol.
"Lazy" is a strong word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
I don`t have mistletoe this year, so we`ll just have to kiss under the influence.
When my dog sniffs another dog`s poop I can only assume that it`s their equivalent to checking a friend`s facebook page.
I`m not crazy I`m just special! No wait maybe I am crazy.. One second, I have to talk to myself about this hold on...
I think when a restaurant has "lobster celebration" it is very misleading to the lobster.
What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a computer? I don`t really know but when it megabytes, it megahertz
90% of the apps on my phone don’t do anything except send me notices that there’s a new version of itself.
This is my first status of 2017. Yeah, I thought it would be better too.
They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.
Do the other settings on the washer actually do anything?
As a nation, we may be spending our children`s money, but at my house, it`s the other way around.
3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier`s face: Priceless!:D
A lot of woman turn into good drivers. So if you`re a good driver, beware of women drivers when their making a turn.