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Do not treat a woman like an object. It hates that...
Just give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
My favorite part of the movie The Notebook is where I turned it off and watched Terminator 2 instead.
I can`t wait to get home and have make-up sex! ... I`ve been arguing all day with myself.
I`m working out my budget and, provided I don`t live past Tuesday, I can retire relatively comfortably!!!
just read a list of "the 100 things to do before you die." I´m pretty surprised "yell for help" wasn´t one of them.
i forgot how to put a status ... can anyone help me ?
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It`s like a tattoo that yells at you.
I hate it when auto-correct changes my "omg" to "OMG" like, chill out, I`m not that surprised.
This might be the worst online counseling site ever.
Adam Levine beating me out for sexiest man contest is complete bullsh*t.
If you are not sweating while doing it...then you are doing it wrong.
WARNING: Every single thing I post from here on in, is alcohol induced.
Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box.
Is there really a need for constipation medicines and stool softeners in a world where burritos and tacos exist?