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Screw it, I’m starting Friday now.
If you still pay for porn I just want you to know I have a butter churner and an abacus for sale.
Of course you don’t think you’re ignorant! That’s the definition of ignorance!
Are you always this stupid? or are you just making special effort today...
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I`m totally flexible
If you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin, muffins are healthy :) your welcome.
It’s almost 2015, I expect a toaster that pops the bread up in a less terrifying way.
Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
Putting a light in the refrigerator is God`s way of telling us that it`s okay to eat before going to bed.
Why do the 5 seconds I have to wait before I can "skip ad" last 30 seconds?
everyone is BEAUTIFUL in there own way--your just to UGLY to see that
"Crazy" is just another name for "Someone who knows how to have fun"
I consider "Not Dishwasher Safe" to be more of a challenge than a warning.
I have heard of women that aren`t crazy, but I`ve also heard of Unicorns.
You have 600 friends on Facebook but you have to take your own picture of yourself for your profile photo.