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I end a sentence with "just sayin" because ending it with "dumbass" would be offensive.
Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when your finished.
the `real` me doesnt do facebook
You win some, you lose some, and if you`re lucky, you get some.
People in glass houses shouldn`t masturbate during the day....
I`m so broke right now that if someone tried to rob me, they`d just be practising..
I`m sorry we fought ... I hate it when you`re wrong.
I have never preheated an oven but I have pre-eaten a frozen pizza.
I`m so great, I`m jealous of myself.
You post all of your drama on Facebook. Then get upset when people judge you? You must be a special kind of stupid.
I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I`m certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake.
I`m disgusted by the thought of people updating their status while sitting on the toilet like I am right now.
I just spent a lot of time trying to form a thought when it would`ve been easier to just say, "F*ck it."
Why is it called `after dark`, when it is really after light
Before you refer to someone as your ex, make sure they know you dated.