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There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band..
I’m cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass.
Stop saying `all the men are the same` who told you to try them all..WHORE!!?¿
Anyone know when Facebook is sending us our W-2`s?
Now what`s funny is "Si" from Duck Dynasty
The filling in this fortune cookies tastes like paper...
Lord, it`s me... Can you close your eyes for a couple minutes while I deal with a slight problem?
Fun game for parents: Scream in horror the first time your child loses a tooth.
According to Debrah in HR, "Back up off my balls" is not the proper way to tell someone to wait for assistance.
If you are alone and feeling lonely, fart. Someone always walks in after you fart.
Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don`t
Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls.
The roof of the McDonalds in my town has 38 Pickle slices on it from times I ordered sh!t without pickles in it.
Do athletic people not know about Netflix?