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Your life must really suck when no one even likes the catfish version of you.
A good lawyer knows the law. An excellent one knows the judge.
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
I still know what you did last summer........... cos you posted it on facebook!
I’ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year’s resolution ... 1024×768.
if the shoe fits wear it , if it too tight take it off
One of the major benefits of using a combined 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner is having enough room leftover on the shower caddy for the beer.
"Why do you hate me"? I say as I attempt to hold my cat like a baby
Based on how I react when the toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
Car sex is not fun...that tailpipe BURNS
Due to the rise in the economy, the position 69 will now be 96, due to the higher cost of eating out.
I was born at a very early age.
roses are red, violets are blue, god made everyone beautiful, what the hell happened to you?
Turns out the plastic bag they put in your ice bucket at a hotel isn`t for to-go bacon from the breakfast buffet.
How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it "yoga"?