Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Do you guys dance in the shower too? This morning I did the robot! (I short circuited and stared at the wall for 40 minutes, broken)
I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
I prefer to be crazy and happy rather than normal and bitter......
This empty wallet looks like I`ll be laughing obnoxiously at some guy`s awful jokes in a bar tonight.
Ever get out of the shower and not remember getting a towel ready but its there anyway? You`re welcome.
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible.
Sea levels aren’t rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking…
If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can`t afford 3) Periods 4) Men
Trust me... You don`t want my undivided attention.
I don`t know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse.
I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
I`m really sick of responsibility ... and underwear
I always drink responsibility I make sure that someone is responsible for buying me drinks.
Sometimes all you need is a hug or someone to tell you everything will be ok, or some rough sex or whatever...