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Best thing about being single… -no drama -no fighting -no crying -no feelings -no confusion -no worries -no PROBLEMS!
"Karate" is an old Japanese word that means, "My kid can`t hit a baseball."
Game of Thrones characters should have to wear jerseys with their names on the back
I will have you know I have FRIENDS! All 10 seasons.
I used to make fun of my dog for barking at dogs on TV until I caught myself in the car pulling over for a siren on the radio.
Why is it called a "personal trainer", instead of an "exercist"?
If Apple really want to introduce something new and "innovative" they should just release a longer charger.
I have never faked a sarcasm in my entire life!
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
I feel pretty confident that if anyone ever steals my identity, they will inevitably improve my credit score…
Two can play that game...` -people who dont understand that`s how games usually work
Do angry people know about naps?
I’ve found that the things I’m most interested in aren’t really in my best interest.
for every like, I will fart on my wife face
I`m ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there.