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Every time i see a person kneeling over tying their shoe, i run up behind them and hop over them to try and get a game of leapfrog going.
If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?
Just saw the book "Marriage for Dummies." ... Shouldn`t there be an "is" in there somewhere?
never judges a book by its cover. I use the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have `lady problems` then start crying. It works even better for guys.
My tombstone will probably say, "Dead, but finally sober".
Facebook prank #23 Go in everynight and change your birthday to the next day...then see how long it takes for people to catch on....
I use awkward numerical range description anywhere between 13 and 4 times a day.
Ever been in the middle of writing a great post and think, did I just run someone over?
Does anyone else get scared when a text reads "Can I ask you a question?"
Geez....Why do they only make hand creams that smell feminine? Why can`t they they make one with a masculine scent? Something like Doritos or WD-40?
I like my coffee like I like my men: caffeinated, made of beans, muscular, tousled hair, you know what, I don`t really know how to do this..
Getting told I can`t do something gives me all the motivation I need to get things done.
One day I hope the bravery of the people who initiate clapping is recognized.
all joking aside, think how many babies might be created tonight on valentines day