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I started to question my sanity this morning, It told me to "Shut up and chew through the straps....). I was free by noon......Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I’ve come to the realization that the trash goes out more than I do.
I’m in a long distance relationship. Sure, some people refer to it as a restraining order, but still.
I don`t remember anything that happened, but I may have had a drink or two...
There is nothing like sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating Cheetos. ...I sure hope they let me back in Walmart.
I’d get a lot more sleep if I didn’t insist on reading the entire internet every night.
Sometimes I post crazy shit just to see if my friend`s list will drop a few #`s
The problem with diets is pizza.
So this guy pointing a gun to my face was like: Your money or your life! and I was like: I`m on Facebook, I don`t have money or a life.
This Christmas, if you plan on jingling, please jingle ALL the way. Nobody likes or respects a half a$$ jingler.
I love my six pack abs so much that I cover them with a layer of fat .
If I can’t act weird around you, I’m sorry we can’t be friends.
Insanity does not run in my family. It strolls through, taking it`s time and getting to know each one of us personally.
Just hired two Private Investigators to follow each other. I`ll keep you posted......
i havnt seen any status`s about ninjas lately.... well played ninjas