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Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
Thinks that thinking about thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, I think.
Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
It`s not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you`ve reached your destination.
Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn`t make a funny, cat-shaped hole
You can tell a lot from a woman by her hands. For instance, if they`re placed around your throat she`s probably slightly upset.
People are making Rapture jokes like there`s no tomorrow.....
The Theory of Relativity: Time moves more slowly when you are with your relatives.
Life before the internet was awful. Your friend would be wrong about a trivial issue during dinner and you just had to let it go
Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on facebook. That was a close one.
I guess I need to buy some new drink coasters because I finally ran out of AOL free trial CDs.
Facebook - the place where you can whine and get likes for it...
In my defense Your Honor, I thought she had been stung by a jellyfish.
Kids maybe a gift..... But I like playing with the box it came in.
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance – My stages of getting ready for work