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I didn`t get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life.
I try to avoid nice people, so they can stay that way.
Deadliest Catch and Jersey Shore - two reality tv shows about catching crabs
Saying the word "awkward" in an awkward situation only makes it more awkward. Especially if you sing it.
I love bacon because I can wrap it around everything. Essentially, it`s the duct tape of food.
How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card??
when humans are in love they get butterflys...dose that mean when butterflys are in love they get humans!! :)
I got 99 problems but a least my name aint North West.
you know what`s funny? Obviously neither do I or I would have posted it.
Adam Levine beating me out for sexiest man contest is complete bullsh*t.
M?o?n?, T?u?e?s?, W?e?d?, T?h?u?r?s?, Friday !!!!
Guys be like, "Lets play 21 question." Girl: Ok, what`s your favorite color? Boy: Triangle, so you a virgin?
So I met an Egyptian ... they walk just like us.
Did we try giving the government a snickers?
Only 3 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.