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There is nothing more annoying than a couple who just got back from vacation.
Wow!!! Thank you guy on Facebook I went to high school with and haven`t spoken to in 14 years, you really changed my mind about this upcoming election....
Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone.
I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what’s going on and there’s a lot of wine drinking.
My moral in life is simple. You treat me good and I`ll treat you better.
Magic words that make my children disappear: 1) Bath time. 2) Who did this?!?! 3) When I was your age...
I did not steal your drink. You abandoned it and I rescued it.
Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?
People who think only God can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law.
I like dressing in a red polo shirt then going to Target & being rude to costumers
Lies I`ll never stop telling: 1. I`d never put you in a home, mom. 2. It`s 6 inches long. 3. I have no idea how the PC got a virus.
If I was antisocial I wouldn`t have just ordered a pizza over the phone.
You find it offensive?... I find it funny.... That`s why I`m happier than you
My favorite in-laws are the ones that don`t exist.
My boss yelled at me yesterday "It`s the fifth time you`ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it`s Friday?"…