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I downloaded this app called "Hide & Go Seek". Ever since then I cant find my damn phone.
I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds.
This town is about as exciting as watching an M&M melt in the sun.
A show called the view shouldn`t hurt your eyes
Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You`re making a scene."
Sneezing is like using sonar to find polite people.
Anyone who knows me obviously knows a shit ton about awesomeness.
It`s Saturday morning. My neighbor has mowed his lawn AND weeded his garden. I`ve spent ten minutes trying to reach the remote with my foot.
I’ve been really depressed these past few days. Finally visited a therapist and got diagnosed. Turns out, I’m poor.
Don`t kiss behind the garden . Love is blind but the neighbors are not :P
I went to the missing persons` beurau. No one was there.
Sometimes I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
I dont mind going to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullsh*t
I suppose cougar is a better term than old whore.
If two wrongs don`t make a right, try three.