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It`s called "Biscotti" because nobody would buy "chocolate covered croutons".
My dog`s ratio of digging holes in my yard to finding buried treasure is not where I`d like it to be.
Click Like, if you hate being told what to do.
Hard work never killed anyone but why risk it?
I`m pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do.
Every day can be Friday if you`re really irresponsible.
Ladies, if you want men to look at your face and not your chest, eat a banana.
My friends always use to say, "there`s plenty of fish in the sea." But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale.
I don`t get why people say "They were busting their ass"? Wasn`t it already cracked to begin with?
i like cake. and thats all for today goodbye :)
At this point Washington DC is basically just an elaborate promotional stunt for Grand Theft Auto V.
Life is just better when you’re laughing.
Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
If you emphasize the ‘po’ in police they’re probably already after you.
My New Year`s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.