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A recent survey revealed that 4 out of 5 women think I`m an a-hole...
Maybe teenagers just aren`t strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat
I swear, watching people at a 4-way stop sign is like watching ‘Night at the Roxbury.’ “Him? Me? Oh Me? Me or Him?”
If Trump wins I`m leaving the country. If Hillary wins I`m leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.
I have a bad habit of laughing at inappropriate moments.
Swans mate for life...in case you were wondering what made them so mean.
To the woman with six screaming kids in Walmart, if you wonder how those condoms got in your cart, you’re welcome.
You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine
Friends don’t let friends twerk.
is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
On cold mornings like this I just tell outrageous lies and hope my pants catch fire.
I need to stop lying to myself ... This bag of Reese cups will never make it to Halloween
Sometimes I wish people would just bring donuts to work instead of drama.
I said my wife`s name three times in front of the bathroom mirror and now my wallet`s empty...
When there is nothing to do ... That`s what I do