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I get in this weird mood where I don`t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood `Awake`
Wine: How classy people get trashed.
Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!
Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons! You`re wlecome, enjoy the day.
It’s funny how people get mad when you treat them the same way they treat you.
FYI: You have to stop Facebook posting to have an alibi for ignoring texts.
When people say things like "You can`t change the past" I can`t help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
I will stop loving you, when Spongebob gets his driving license.
It’s funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second.
I will never miss you, because I`m a really good shooter.
Guys be like, "Lets play 21 question." Girl: Ok, what`s your favorite color? Boy: Triangle, so you a virgin?
Anyone going to stare at their phones anywhere cool this weekend?
So you have 820 friends on Facebook and yet no one was around to take your picture when you decided to use the mirror for a good shot?
Facebook stalking? BAH! In my day, we used to root through people`s garbage.