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Was building a website for women drivers ... Bloody thing kept crashing.
Helpful Tip: Always remember to speak clearly when complimenting a woman`s boots...
Friends are like orgasms... nobody wants the fake ones.
Helpful Tip: When your wife ask whats on TV, don`t say dust.
Sometimes I`ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I`ll be like, "oh no, that can`t be right."
I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
Winning isn`t everything. Rubbing it in the face of your opponent is also important.
Not sure what my spirit animal is, but I am sure it has rabies
I am the head of this household, and I have my wife`s permission to say so.
The internet...turning cowards into tough guys daily.
I need a better plan of action when my phone rings than throwing it.
I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
How many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
am a bomb technician...anytime you see me running. Try keep it up
Driving a Dodge doesn`t automatically make you a defensive driver.