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I think I need to return my GPS...no matter what it can`t help me find easy street
People hate the truth. Luckily, the Truth doesn`t give a $#!t.
What I do when I black out is none of my business.
I have been left unsupervised yet again. This usually leads to trouble & other bad things, please have bail money ready and keep your phone on.
Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?
It`s unfortunate that most people will never run out of things to say.
I’ve been reading a lot about how to live and eat healthier and then not doing anything with that information.
My anaconda really doesn`t care if you got buns or not.
No matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog.. Kick some grass over that s**t and move on.
I don`t trust stairs. They always look like they`re up to something.
I can almost always tell if a movie doesn`t use Real dinosaurs.
The longer I`m left unattended in the Drs office the more tongue depressors I can lick and put back in the jar..... Just sayin
Whenever I hear "let me tell you the truth", I secretly cross my fingers, hoping they say "brownies are healthy, eat as many as you want."
How come they didn`t call this years game the BUD bowl?
Don`t understand how people in depression commercials can be sad with how attractive they are.