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ah Saturday, where it`s socially acceptable to drink in the morning. ;)
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)
My phone just changed, `calendar` to `cake radar` and now I really wish I had that.
You seem like a sweat person. Mind if I lick you to find out?
My anaconda really doesn`t care if you got buns or not.
Not one back to school special on beer. What kind of world do we live in.
And the day after Christmas has revealed that the holiday is just an elaborate ruse to get you home to fix your parents computer problems.
At the end of each day, life should ask us, `Do you want to save the changes?`
I`m sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once, and I nearly killed some guy on a bike.
I live in fear of finding hidden cameras in my house & not being able to explain why I do all those random karate kicks directed at no one.
I like to think that people that unfriend me wake up months later regretting that irreversible and life altering decision.
Life is not like a box of chocolates. It`s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your a$$ tomorrow.
"Always leave them wanting more" is my new mantra when paying bills.
Why do people at home on TV have their pants on?
most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)