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Getting out of bed feels like the worst thing that’s ever happened to me ... every time it happens.
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
The fact that Burger King can sell you 10 chicken nuggets for $1.49 should concern you more than it should entice you.
Someone asked me how much love was worth and I couldn’t answer because alimony is calculated differently in each state.
My best relationship advice: Make sure you`re the crazy one.
That moment when you wake up at 2 o`clock a.m and remember how crappy that after earth movie was and you go back to sleep immediately
The problem with taking the road less traveled is the poor phone signal...
Remember, no matter how bad a day you may be having, no matter how sh!tty a situation you may be in... I`m feeling great. So it`s all good.
If people winked in real life as much as they do in texts, the world would be a really creepy place.
You`re telling me, a chicken fried this rice
awkward moment when the dentist is talking to you with his hands on your mouth
The majority of Americans support sending Congress to Syria.
According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid...
Don`t just be one of those people who stares at their phone or computer twelve hours a day. It`s important to also watch some TV.
I’m posing nude for an art class this evening. Nobody asked me to. I think they’re making ceramic bowls.