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Your life must really suck when no one even likes the catfish version of you.
Taking down my Christmas tree would probably just be a waste of time at this point.
Our parents always taught us NOT to write on walls... Facebook teaches us differently
Taking shots of Tequila is just another way of saying, "I like where I wake up to always be a surprise."
After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. At least for the pictures...
I just let my mind wander, but it didn’t come back yet.
My wife gives me sound advice. 99% sound. 1% advice.
I think...therefore, I am.....single
Why is it that flies can get in your car so easy, but can`t figure out how to escape with all the windows down.
Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.
A man made eye contact with me on the train, so I left my shoe behind ... And now, we wait...
Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?
"What`s wrong?" "Oh it`s personal" Then, why`d you post it to Facebook.
Honestly, I have no idea what I would even do with 5 hours of energy.
I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night…he hypnotized 7 guys…then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled F*CK ME ... what happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life