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I`m not ignoring you, I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being.
is in that awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon.
Mothers never really understand the irony of calling their children "come here you son of a bitch"
"2 weeks with my baby xoxoxo" lol,calm down romeo&juliet.
Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.
When I say "It’s a long story," it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.
There has to be an online course that I can take to get over my internet addiction.
Of all the lies I`ve told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
Who wants to do something we will regret in the morning? Anyone?
Life is funnier when you have a dirty mind. ;)
A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in.
There are people on Facebook who don`t realize the difference between "What`s on your mind" or "I should talk to a therapist about this"
Few people have the balls to admit when they`re wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
Admit it: you have all tried to rap in the shower..
I could never trust a psychic who hasn`t won the lottery at least once.