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Why do people with really bad breath always want to tell you secrets?
Great idea for an April Fools Prank ... Hide all of the desktop icons on someone`s computer and replace their wallpaper with a screenshot of their old desktop.
When I was kid, I... No wait, I still do that.
When I squeeze a tube of `whitening toothpaste` and it’s blue, I’m like, well this is off to a bad start.
You don’t look like 200 likes in person.
The best stories ever told always end with the words”…and then I got the hell out of there.”
I work out ... Just kidding, I take naps.
You know you`re getting old when cops make you feel safe instead of nervous.
50 notifications later I regret ever commenting on your status.
I remember 2012 like it was yesterday.
I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.
You`re never too old to ride in a radio flyer wagon but apparently you can be too fat.
Being an American is awesome. The end.
I used to be poor. Then I bought a dictionary, and now I`m impecunious.