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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
So much of my day is just keeping myself distracted until it`s time to eat again.
WORST.... APOCALYPSE..... EVER.....
How many "zero likes" do you have to get on Facebook before you realize nobody gives a crap about you
Premature ejaculation and hide and seek have one thing in common. 1 2 3 ready or not here I come.
Just made a bunch of money by standing outside a party and charging $3 to enter ... I don`t even know who`s party it was!
A word of advice, stay on my good side. My good side is in Hawaii.
I didn’t give you the finger. You earned it.
I`m confused, oh wait, maybe I`m not.
Im going to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people`s cars saying "sorry for the damage." Then watching the magic.
Alcohol free beer is like ... orgasm free sex
It only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby. Does that not blow your mind. Like at least there should be some flour or something.
I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
Tried to explain Twitter to my 80 year old Mother, pretty sure she is now insane.
I am not real pumped up about the Super Bowl this year!