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Quite honestly, Officer, I wouldn`t have even pulled over had I known all you were going to do was criticize my driving.
My 6 yo just chugged a bottle of water in 30 seconds. Now I`m fearful of her college days.
I didn’t give you the finger. You earned it.
Looking back.. I think I preferred you when I didn`t know you...
What if all this time it`s been Chicken that taste like Frog legs????
llllllloooollllll...........................i saw a donkey on a bike
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does
I`m old enough to remember being the tv remote.
I don`t need an excuse to drink, but thank you for giving me one.
Now accepting friends that live on a lake and have a boat and/or jet skis
I can`t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
I decided to make a bucket list for when I kick the bucket. Number 1: Wear shoes! Ever tried kicking a metal bucket without shoes?
There`s a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You`d better f*cking be there.
I’m bored. Anyone need anything avenged?