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Don`t rush me, I`m waiting until the last minute.
There`s never been a lazier group of people than the ones that settled on naming a candy bar "Whatchamacallit."
One person forgetting to take their medication can really liven up a mundane day at the office.
Chasing your dreams is hard... especially when that damn alarm keeps going off
I`d better check my phone for texts from friends. *checks phone* Well, I`d better get some friends...
Remember, pretty much all of the “tough guys” you see on TV and movies were theater majors in college.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said bet you can`t hit me with a quarter!
"Polar bears can`t jump." - Black bears
I`m tired of things costing money
If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport
99 Days Facebook Free? Big deal! In 1999 I went a whole year without Facebook.
And the day after Christmas has revealed that the holiday is just an elaborate ruse to get you home to fix your parents computer problems.
I`m a big advocate of the `You started it` method of defense in an argument.
I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I`m certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake.
Single Awareness Day ..... it`s a S.A.D. day