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Tyler on Facebook says he ran 1.7 miles this morning… So based on calculations, I have 35 minutes to ransack his house tomorrow morning.
FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END
I like to spend Monday morning trying to remember what I was avoiding doing at work on Friday.
Is everything expensive or am I just poor?
Coffee, you`re on the bench ... Alcohol suit up!!
Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you`re not being arrested?
When do you take 5 hr energy? Right when I get off work ..12am!..beer here I come!
it`s friday o clock
I still sing my ABC’s to see which letter comes first.
Well, I’m bored again. Time to open the fridge
"This is groundbreaking stuff." - Inventor of the shovel
Why don`t they make Neapolitan ice cream but with 3 better flavors?
If you want to take a bank teller out on a date, just ask her. Don`t slip her a note at the window. Trust me on this.
Insanity workout? The fact I am even considering putting down my phone and getting off the couch is crazy enough, thanks.