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Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety.
The self-checkout line was a miracle for the condom industry.
It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
Has marriage been on Mythbusters yet?
I think I like mornings best when they start in the afternoon.
You don`t have to be crazy to work here ... We`ll train you.
Just ONCE I`d like someone to call me "sir" without adding "this is a place of business, please put your pants back on."
HR and I apparently disagree on what "debriefed" means.
In my experience, temporary insanity can last a long time.
Is bloodletting still in use today? Just thinking...I know a couple of people here that may be in need of some bloodletting
I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends.
Over half the contacts in my phone are named “Do Not Answer”
Love means never having to say you’re sorry until you`ve thought up a good excuse.
I bought a book on eBay called, "How to scam on eBay". That was 2 months ago, and it`s not arrived yet
My home security system is just 15 motion-activated Big Mouth Billy Basses.