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Alright, I admit it. Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
I learned most of what I know about dropping pianos on people from cartoons.
Maybe the reason Uncle Phil hated Will was because the first thing Will gave him was a $3700 cab ride bill from Philly to Bel-Air.
I think once we get past the restraining orders, court dates, and the stalking charges we can really make this relationship work.
if your happy and you know it ---thank your ex
You are here: X
You think your life is bad? I’ve got that “Five dollar foot long” song stuck in my head
If you think about it,, Batman was pretty lazy about naming all his stuff.
Love going into a crowded area and yelling, "Hey stupid!!" and seeing how many people turn around.
You will always be my best friend ... You know too much.
Sometimes bigger is just heavier
I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn`t even lift him.
I like to jump onto people`s backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away
I use my imagination to solve problems. And by imagination, I mean booze.
It`s always the rednecks that know all the inner most conspiracies of the government.