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Life can be like Chess sometimes. I don`t know how to play Chess.
Dear Graduates: Congratulations on making it through the easiest part of your life!
I wonder how seaworld would react if I walked in there with a fishing pole....
I used to care ... but I take a pill for that now.
drink beer ?? save water
Describe myself in three words ... 1. Lazy
75% of my day consists of looking at the clock and not believing it
So the state trooper said "I`ve been following you with my lights flashing for three miles. Why didn`t you pull over?" and I said "Well, a few years ago my wife ran away with a state trooper and I was worried that you were trying to return her."
Anyone who wastes my time is a clocksucker.
My love is like a candle, If you forget about me, I`ll burn your frikin house down!
I`d like to read an obituary that says "He laid down the boogie and played that funky music till he died."
My leadership experience is pretty much limited to those three consecutive days in first grade when I was line leader.
Some people`s lives are like open books... Mine is like a trashcan without a lid.
Copy this and paste it in your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone.. If you don´t know anyone, or even if you´ve heard of someone who doesn´t know anyone, then do still copy this. It´s important to spread the message. Oh and the hearts ? ? ? ? For crap´s sake, don´t forget the hearts! ? ? ? ?
I think I may have misunderstood my boss yesterday when she told me that she wanted to see me hard at work