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Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious!
I hate it when a website greets me with a pop-up window. It just feels like you should say hi first, maybe buy me a drink.
I`m in the awkward time period between not wanting to have pants on, and having to wait for the pizza guy right now...
there are so many scams on the internet now...... Send me $19.95 an I`ll tell you how you can avoid them
The only correct answer to "Are you ticklish?" is "I will kill you."
The male version of a tramp stamp should be called a douche tag.
If its true we`re here to help others, then what exaclty are the others here for?
Guy tip of the day: To avoid arguments about the toilet seat, use the sink...
I wish the buck stopped here…I could use a few.
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
Some people are like eye-candy... I`m more like eye-meatloaf.
I dig, she digs, he digs, they dig, we dig. its not a good poem but its really deep.
Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.
I`m not sarcastic…I`m just intellegent beyond your understanding.
Every store should have one line for people who have their sh!t together.