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I don`t know what everyone`s complaining about. The economy looks great from my parents` basement.
Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges, to stop the weirdos from following you.
I once peed a girl`s name in the snow, so don`t fcuking tell me I don`t know romance.
It`s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
The Internet: An electronic version of, "Now, why did I walk into this room?"
Every club is a strip club, if you have the money. Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you have the balls.
Of course I plan to seize the day ... Eventually.
β€œToo much milk left need more cereal” always leads to β€œtoo much cereal need more milk”
I bet someone could get really rich opening a business that untangles Christmas lights!
Surveys say 1 out of every 2 people suck at math. It`s terrible that 80% of the population can`t even do the easiest calculations.
Yea, there is no "I" in team... but there sure is "ME".
The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you`re fighting with your brother.
Ask.com is useless............they have no idea where I put my car keys either
It`s kind of creepy that you noticed me staring at you.
I scream. You scream. The police come ... It`s awkward ;)