Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
I miss newspapers. It`s weird hitting a dog on the nose with an iPad
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
I like to go to the bar and flip peoples license plates upside down, then go home and listen to my scanner.
I am a Mother hear me roar.....especially when my kids decide to make a kite out of my granny panties and fly it down the street.
It`s always awkward the first time you hold hands with someone because they usually want to know who you are and why you just grabbed them.
Most days the best thing about my job is that my chair spins
Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook.
“I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others”- The phrase that started Facebook.
Do the other settings on the washer actually do anything?
DIET TIP: don’t eat chips right out of the bag. Get out just enough to eat until the pizza guy gets there.
The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.
If couples who are in love are called `love birds.` Then couples who always argue should be called `angry birds.`
I used to think I was a man of vision. Now i`m pretty sure they`re hallucinations.
You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancee by the way he hasn`t murdered her