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Sorry I`m late, the floor was lava
Facebook: Proving that just because you have an opinion doesn`t mean you should share it.
I don`t mind sharing the highway with other people. I just wish they`d use the part behind me.
If you have a tattoo on your face, you`ve lost the right to ask me what I`m looking at.
Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions. One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane
Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee ....Coincidence? I think not.
Anyone know where I can get a waterproof recliner for my shower?
My head says go to the gym. My heart says food.
If “dress for the job you want” were true, there would be a lot more people wearing capes.
I never run with scissors…those last two words were unnecessary.
The Swiss must’ve been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
My goal today is to turn actions into thoughts.
Some people are flirting with my delete & block button
I’m bored. Anyone need anything avenged?