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And, yet another day I’ve gone without using calculus.
Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?
If it`s true that we are here on earth to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
I`m pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do.
I figured out the chemical composition of Holy Water. It`s H2OMG
The most misinformed people think they know all the facts.
I replaced the spare tire in my car with a box of wine. I`ve no idea how to change a tire, & I bet I`ll need a drink as I wait for a ride.
If you`re married and having trouble, ask "what would Jesus do?" then remember that jesus was never married.
The worst thing about rich people is I`m not one of them.
Today I am thankful that I don`t post what I am thankful for on Facebook, every day in November. Or ever.
Seems like you must have been pretty stupid to get caught for murder in the 1800s
I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder.
Cats would be even more stuck up if they knew how much the internet loves them.
Cops are allowed to tell women they have the right to remain silent, but when I do it I wind up with a fork in my leg.
I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people know where my tolerance level is at.