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Cauliflower is just broccoli ghosts.
My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the a$$holes asked me to turn it down.
Sometimes you have got to talk to a 3year old toddler in order to understand the meaning of happiness in life.
The officer said, "you drinking?" I said, "you buying?" then we both laughed and laughed... And now I need bail money.
I grew up for this?
Why is it that everyone hears the car alarm for a good 5 minutes before the owner does?
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
I hate when I oversleep at work and get home late.
How does one get suspended with full pay and benefits? Asking for a friend who is actually me.
Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?
Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate it. Good luck! -The Government
Is it bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening?
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper
Wesley Snipes was released from prison this week. Now he can finally begin filming "Blade 4: Twilight."
Who wants to go Smart Car Tipping?