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Of all the things I have lost in life I mis my mind the most
Premature ejaculation and hide and seek have one thing in common. 1 2 3 ready or not here I come.
Why go to a therapist when a woman will explain everything wrong about you free of charge?
So far I’ve spent most of 2016 flipping off the weather channel.
why does a round pizza comes in a square box?
On a scale of one to crazy, how many cats do you have?
Why is this dude chatting with Jake from State Farm at three in the morning anyhow?
Coffee keeps me busy until it`s time to be drunk.
Asking a girl what exactly she looks for in a guy is like asking her "what exactly do I have to do to get friendzoned?
one day a man seen a fairy, and asked.... could you make me irresistible to all women.... so she turned him into a credit card. :`D
I feel like landlords who don’t allow dogs but DO allow children don’t know very much about children.
Serious question: Are doctors sure erectile dysfunction isn`t just a side effect of being married & bangin the same woman for years & years?
I want to lose weight, but I don`t want to get caught up in one of those "Eat right and exercise" scams.
Divorce... The most common home improvement project.
I wonder if strippers have nightmares about accidentally going to work fully clothed?