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I`ll never understand those people who say, "I mainly use facebook for my family." And I`m thinking to myself..."Umm...isn`t that what real life is for?"
United States is where moms get a day and shark get a whole week.
If my computer desktop were an actual place, they would bring in blindfolded people to make a Febreeze commercial.
It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
I`m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
I am so confused. My boss just said "keep up the good work" and I have no recollection of doing any such work.
Is glad Christmas is near i sure need new coloring books and crayons ..
I always push when I should pull. I have doorlexia.
My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe.
I can’t find the words to express how I have nothing to say
Sometimes I use big words that I don’t fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
Farted in my wallet, Now I have gas money.
The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.
Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like `responsibility`
Did we try giving the government a snickers?