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What if Egyptians actually had a written language, then started using emojis, and that’s all that’s left?
Does this status update make me look fat?
If you look in the mirror and say "Taylor Swift" three times, she magically appears then breaks up with you. What do u know next? You`re a song!
Saw my Ex with some guy at a bar last night... so I ordered a beer, took a few sips then gave her date the rest of my drink... Walked away.
It`s annoying how when you go to the orchestra, there`s always that one wasted dude up front swaying and waving his arms around the whole time
The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer.
Apparently, when asked by a Traffic Cop "Where you going in such a hurry?", "To your sister`s house!" is not considered respectful to a law enforcement official......
I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.
Just because leggings stretch dont mean yo 465 pound a$$ should be in them!
If all the worlds a stage and the men and women merely players, how come Justin Bieber gets all the airtime?
Relationships are like yard sales. They look good from a distance, but once you get there it`s just a bunch of sh!t you don`t really need.
I just want to be perfect... Nah just kidding, I love being weird
Every day is a constant battle of trying to convince myself I don’t like cookies.
Robots can do anything we set their mind to
They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We`ll see.