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Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
Don`t sweat the small stuff. Don`t sweat the medium or large stuff either. Stop perspiring on everything. Take your sweaty a$$ elsewhere.
I use to be addicted to soap, but now I`m clean
If you guys could read my mind! It would be all like; " "
I failed the emergency broadcast test. My apologies to all the employees I shoved to the ground while screaming
If you were a Pokemon, I`d choose you.
I refuse to jump on the `I hate Mondays` bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally
What if the weather talks about us?
Every once in a while I check up on people I hate to make sure I still hate them… I do.
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
The computers were down at work today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards to play solitaire.
I lost my mood ring today. Not sure how to feel about it
Another funny thing about this status is when you finally realize that it talks about nothing? its all ready too late to stop reading. lol
Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house, but that fly is dead.
Judging by the way some women wear makeup it`s rather obvious they didn`t excel at coloring as a kid ...