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Who else`s favorite Spring time game is "Guess how deep that pothole really is."
Somebody has to be awesome…might as well be me.
Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos!
In a parallel universe calories are trying to burn people.
Sometimes there just aren’t enough curse words.
The synonym for `reality` is `offline`
I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it’s not there to tempt me anymore.
If you think you have problems, remember that Malaysian man who told his wife he was flying to China... and now he can`t get out of his girlfriend`s apartment...
My favorite part of seeing someone I know in public is pretending I didn’t.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
My butt decided to go big instead of go home.
I don`t need a New Years Resolution, I`m already awesome!
I wonder what the inventor of the drawing board said when his first design didn’t work out.
My Son: The marriage vows say "tell death do us part", so we are not married in heaven ? Me: That`s right son, cause if we were still married, we`d be in hell.
I’m having a free beer contest tonight. The 1st person to bring me a case of beer gets to watch me drink it. FOR FREE!