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Today I think I`ll go to a public restroom and wait until someone leaves, then click your stopwatch and write something down in a notebook.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
Have we considered putting Scooby Doo and the gang on the Malaysian airplane caper?
A psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
They should paint the bottom of swimming pools with satellite photos so it feels like you’re flying.
Blue&Black or White&Gold? Who cares what color the dress is, so long as its balled up on the floor of my bedroom.
I changed my name in my daughters phone to God...just texted her and said "I saw that"
Dont freeze your Common sense in the process of being COOL.
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
I`m jealous of my parents, I`ll never have kids as cool as theirs.
The dollar store needs to go ahead and open up a few gas stations.
Nothing says lazy like laying on the couch making today`s responsibilities tomorrow`s problem.
Had a bad mixup at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card.
Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch.
I spend my weekends farting in libraries and then shushing people that complain.