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For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
Every time you have McDonald’s as a kid, it’s a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it’s a defeat.
Today I met one of those people on the bus that gets all pissed off when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn.
I will die on a white floor just to mess with the chalk outline guy.
I was called a village idiot today which really upset me ... I live in a city.
I wonder if there are birds that prefer not to sing in the morning and that just roll around in their nests until noon.
Use a mirror and you will find, PI.E = 3.14
Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later.
It`s such a beautiful day I had to open the window while I watched TV
All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream.
The only reason I offer to be the designated driver is so people will get used to seeing me load lifeless bodies into my car.
And remember friends, condoms aren`t always protective....my friend was wearing one and he fell down the stairs
People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends.
dreams of a better world... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
Give a man a fish & he`ll be all "WTF are you giving me a fish for? That`s weird" Teach a man to fish & he`ll be all "Again with the fish?"