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why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
You can`t make me believe there`s a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers.
You`re never too old to be spanked ...If you play your cards right.
Sorry for whatever I said when I was hungry.
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
It`s a good idea to test your immune system from time to time by eating a gas station hot dog
Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can’t make coffee.
I don’t care how loud I’m laughing, I’m having fun and you’re not.
Fitness? More like fitness whole cheesecake in my mouth.
I finally did it. I gave my cat a bath today. It really wasn`t that bad. She enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. Other than the fur sticking to the roof of my mouth, it went well.
If you feel like you’re about to punch someone, take a deep breath. Then exhale as you punch to get more power.
Lightning is like God`s way of saying "Get out of that tree you pervert!"
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
My friend thinks he`s so smart. He said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
You know that old saying? If you seen one woman naked. You want to see all women naked.