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Why do they waste so much money on all the checkout lanes at Walmart, when they only have two of them open at any given time.
**TORNADO WARNING** Everyone head to Giants Stadium. Safest place to avoid a touch down.
So in between the 4 seconds that I missed your call and managed to call ya back, you`ve fallen off the face of the earth?
If you can’t face it, moon it.
It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering
We spend so much money on buying different clothes... without realizing the best moments are spent without clothes
It`s all good and well until the fecal matter impacts the electric powered air current generation device.....
I have no idea what a bejeezus is,,, but apparently mine scares easy.
If you scream in a library, people just look at you funny. If you scream on an airplane, everyone joins in.
I wish they made bar-stools with seat belts and dual side airbags.
I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.
When it`s raining I don`t work, when its sunny I don`t work, when its cloudy I call in sick!
Why are there no owls here? I Was lead to believe there would by owls here. #hooters
They say money doesn`t bring you happiness.... I say....neither does being broke....
I wonder if Brazil has a wax museum?