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Immature >>> A word boring people use to describe fun people..
Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL
If there`s one thing in this world that everyone can agree on it`s... "Goonies never say die!"
Women come in two types: batsiht crazy and hot enough to ignore the batsiht crazy…
FB friends, no one gives a ratsass what concerts you went to...
Who ever said technology will replace paper.....has obviously never tried wiping their a$$ with an IPAD.
In hell you`re always trying to spread butter that`s too cold.
1, 2 Freddie´s coming for u 3, 4 better lock the door 5, 6 grab your crucifix 7, 8 gotta say up late 9, 10 never sleep again
I sure do feel a lot more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym.
Dating a single mother.... It`s like continuing from somebody else`s saved game.
Cats have tails so you can swing them around. Duh.
Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest.
Make librarians cry by calling it a Book Museum while taking pictures with your iPad.
I`m not lazy... I`m in energy saving mode.
As I get older, I`ve learned to relax and not stress over trivial matters. Just kidding, I`m drunk.