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If it weren’t for law enforcement and physics, I would be unstoppable.
Marriage is for quitters
If I throw a stick will you leave?
To make a long story short quit right in the middle.
On your birthday I think the Airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide.
I went for a 6 mile run tonight. The police are getting in much better shape these days.
if a guy tells you you`re ugly ; he wants you, if a girl tells you your ugly; she`s jealouse, if you a kid tells you your`re ugly..... you`re ugly.
Guys I can`t be leave I`m sharing this with you, but I saw my self on TV. After I turned it off.
if your looking for love sorry to disappoint you im already in a relationship with fun and freedom. :-)
Today everything gets answered by the magic eight ball
I’m not a “stalker”. I want to make sure you’re okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard.
Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people.
If a girl picks an iron in monopoly you know she`s a keeper
Women.Some men undermine, disrespect and consider them weak,forgeting the countless spanks they got from their mothers
If you love something,, let it go..... That`s EXACTLY what I`ve done with my body....