Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Which wine goes best with more wine?
The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
I hear my ex is now into orgies, or at least that`s what the Craigslist ad I just posted on her behalf said.
Shouldn`t there have been at least one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
What if all this time it`s been Chicken that taste like Frog legs????
Gym update: not there
It`s hard to take life serious once you realize people jamming their genitals in each others mouths is considered a sign of affection.
Today, I am doing my part to conserve energe, Iām going back to bed.
My job description does not include farting on everyone else`s office chairs but I still do it because INITIATIVE.
Traffic would be awesome if we all drove hamster balls.
It`s ok to admit when you`re wrong. Just don`t tell anyone.
Living out of your car isn`t so bad if you keep telling yourself you`re "on tour"
My internet was down for almost 4 mins,im ok but the 911 operator was a total b**ch about it!
If someone threw a rock and knocked me off my donkey, would I be stoned off my a$$?
People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.