Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I just saw a hot mom at McDonalds spank her kid after he threw his fries on the ground, so I threw my fries on the ground too.
That urge you get to write “No one gives a crap” on someone’s status.
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
My kids don`t even know they have a grandma that gives them $100 on their birthdays
Earlier this morning, I was invited to join a XXX facebook group. I was somewhat intrigued until I realized it was a group for guys who like to wear really big shirts.
A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world ...Oh sorry ...That`s wine ...Wine does that.
That awkward moment for a guy when he`s at a urinal stall and another guy takes the stall right next to him when there`s plenty of other perfectly good stalls farther away..
A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that`s the last thing I need.
I tried my best to see things from your point a view, but your point of view is stupid.
A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up alongside him and say, “It’s okay, I think we lost him.”
The first step is admitting you’re a problem.
Is it sexual harasment to say ho ho ho to a female coworker?
I don’t mean to brag but when I’m at the Taco Bell drive thru placing my order, I don’t even look at the prices.
I`m pretty sure even Santa wishes they would stop playing Christmas music on the radio this time of year.
I`d stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff.